I bought a new summer hat the other day. Did I need a new summer hat? Well I do have other hats BUT I don’t have a pretty hat in a POUCH of all things and the voices told me I had to have a pretty hat in a pouch. Why? Because it’s a pouch! With a hat! You do know what a pouch is don’t you? A CONTAINER! And every hat needs a container. I can’t believe my hats have been containerless all this time. How awful!
Gosh those voices are strong!
I am so weak. I would never have thought I needed a hat (in a POUCH!) if those voices hadn’t been looking out for me reminding me how important it is to be prepared for everything. What would I do without those voices? I mean I’ll never be without a hat now because I’ll have one conveniently tucked into my purse. Isn’t that amazing! Of course I needed a pretty hat in a pouch! Who doesn’t? I had to have it. Immediately. I simply could not resist.
Please don’t be jealous of my hat awesomeness :)
And that my friends is how this organizing junkie comes to own things she might not necessarily need but has to have because of the clever packaging it comes in. Oh and did I mention the pretty hat came in a POUCH….with a zipper! Oh my, I swoon :)
Please tell me you hear these voices too?
PS: I have an extremely large head so the fact that this hat actually fit me was pretty exciting in itself!!!